A grandma’s conversation with Emma
Just got this email from Dave’s stepmom detailing two conversations with my youngest last night.
to Maggie xxxxxxdate December 1, 2007, 7:57AM
subject Conversation with Emma
Me: So Emma, what do you want for Christmas?
Emma: Tandy Beor
Me: Oh, a Teddy Bear!
Emma: NO – a Tandy Beor
Me: OH – a Candy Bar – you want a candy bar for Christmas.
Emma: NO – a Teddy Bear wiff a Tandy Bar
Me: Got it.While Davey was at the salad bar:
Me: Emma, how did you get that scratch above your eye?
Emma: A Dick at cool
Me: What? Rick at school did that to you?
Emma: No – a Dick at cool.
Me: Some boy named Dick did that to you?
Emma: Nooooooo – A Dick thticked me.
Me: Excuse me – I have to go talk to your daddy a second.No worries – Dad assured me that it was unnecessary for him to go all Rambo on some little dick at school – as Emma had injured herself with a STICK at SCHOOL. Apparently SSSSS’s are more important than I thought.
Thank goodness someone else is looking out for my blog, huh?
flutter says:
That’ll just about give you a heart attack!
December 1st, 2007 at 6:39 pm
theHBlady says:
LMAO! Seriously.
December 1st, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Stephanie says:
Love that curly hair!
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:13 am
Becky says:
That was a funny story!
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Anonymous says:
That’s hilarious. I remember when Jordynn “grandma’s got a big stick” and yes, it sounded like a d. HAHAHA! Love U! Aunt Becky
December 4th, 2007 at 8:53 pm